Santa's Girthday Party?

Just in case you all forgot about the most foul "santa" page we have found, do NOT forget about Ric Erwin, the L.A. Fair "santa claus" from Laguna Niguel.

We previously reported that Ric Erwin, who also claims to be a professional videographer, posted on his ricnvic.com video site, a video of his Birthday Party. Oh Wait, it wasn't his Birthday Party, he proclaimed it his GIRTHDAY PARTY. Not only that, he called it "Santa's Girthday Party"
You can see the screenshot of his own web page right there. And look, his page even states his tie in with the L.A. County Fair.

But let's get back to the Girthday? The page reads, "CLICK HERE to see video of Jolly Ole' Saint Ric receiving one of his recent birthday gifts - from a young lady with a FEW gifts of her own!!"

A very common dictionary definition of the word girth is:
The girth of an object is a measurement around it.

Now one would probably assume that what we MUST be talking about is Santa's Belly.. right?
One would THINK.

But then when you watch the video, you get to see that the subtitle of his video is, "HOW SANTA GOT HIS YULE LOG BACK" and then we see the very vulgar Mr. Ric Erwin, the "santa" for the L.A. County Fair, sitting in a chair, making rude comments about a belly dancer that someone hired for him. How Santa Got His YULE LOG Back????? Does anyone still think Ric Erwin is talking about Santa's belly? Or is Ric Erwin publicly talking about ANOTHER part of Santa's body?

We posted about this once before, and even posted a link to this video that ties Santa to vulgar comments. Once we let the world know just what kind of "santa" Ric Erwin is, he quickly took down the video, and changed the name to remove the "Girthday".

But he still had it up there. This slovenly looking man drooling over the belly dancer acting as if she was a stripper had this video up for almost an ENTIRE YEAR before we posted about it. Once we did, he took it down QUICK. He then wrote to our server company complaining about what we did. Our domain name had to find a new home. We are still working on finding a place for the very large .rm file so that the world can see just what kind of "santa" Ric Erwin really is.

But we have so much on him, his foul mouth, his harassing people in their homes by calling their landlords, and so much more, we are SURE he will do something again, to disgust us. AND we will post it here, so that the world will know.

"Santa" can be VERY mean!

The following is a publicly viewable post by Frank Richard Erwin, AKA Ric Erwin a "santa claus" in Laguna Niguel CA. The "santa" who was at the L.A. Fair this past September

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SantaTalk/message/3602

From ricnvicproductions@... Thu Mar 20 20:50:50 2008
To: SantaTalk@yahoogroups.com
X-Originating-IP: 69.147.64.115
X-Yahoo-Post-IP: 68.4.118.254
From: "Santa Ric Erwin"
Subject: Re: 2008 convention
X-Yahoo-Profile: singinsanta

OK! THAT does it!!!

PUNK TROLLI: (thank goodness I can FINALLY address you directly, and expect a reply!)

YOU HAVE THE EFFRONTERY TO ATTACK SANTA MILT COTTRELL?!?!? Oh, the CHUTZPAH!!!

SANTA MILT COTTRELL WAS A SANTA WHOSE JOCKSTRAP YOU COULDN'T CARRY ON YOUR BEST DAY, IF YOU WALKED TWENTY PACES BEHIND HIM!!!

YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT GOD HAS MERCY ON YOUR SOUL, NICKY!

Meanwhile, your ass is stuck down here-- WITH US!!!

Just for the record: Since your knowledge of the law is as pathetically limited as your vocabulary and spelling skills-- [just guessing.....most of the way through TENTH GRADE, before you dropped out?]-- I will do you the undeserved favor of reassuring you, that:

My preceding statement IS NOT an assault upon you!!!

I am NOT threatening to come to whereever you are and kick your worthless, no-good, blasphemous, piece of S**T ass up around your throat so that you can wear it like a muffler while you beg Santa Milt's wife and family to forgive you!

NOR am I telling you that if I ever find myself within an arms length of you, I will punch you right in your cheap, lying, rotten, no-bath-takin', four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, under-the-porch-sleepin', dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t-lickin'mouth!

You see, I would never, EVER say or do anything like that!!!

Ask ANYBODY!!!

Oh, and as for your demand that I give you a list of the charges that you are facing-- DON'T YOU WISH?!?!?

No, I'm afraid that if I give you that information, you would just take it to use in YOUR counter-revolutionary attempts to dislodge the evil bastard who has lied his way into YOUR beloved fraternal organization, betrayed it, robbed it blind, bankrupted it, ran its reputation into the ground, libelled and slandered every single one of its elder statesman, lied about its-- oh, what the hell, everybody with an IQ above that of a hemorrhoidal baboon's knows what I mean-- and if you try real hard, perhaps you can find one of them to explain it to YOU...

I can't wait to hear you squeal like a pig, Trolli!!!

Ric Erwin (I'll go back to being a Santa when I'm done with you, you mo-- oh, never mind...)

Wait a minute, this post was from who? From: "Santa Ric Erwin"


Wow! Talk about a Mean "Santa"! Or do we have the wrong idea about this kind of "Santa Talk"? And how would YOU take that if it was written about you? Would you think he wasn't telling you he was going to physically attack you? Or would this be viewed as a threat to you?

I can't wait to hear you squeal like a pig, Trolli!!!

Sounds like a threat to us. a Mean threat, from a Mean "santa".