"Santa" can be VERY mean!

The following is a publicly viewable post by Frank Richard Erwin, AKA Ric Erwin a "santa claus" in Laguna Niguel CA. The "santa" who was at the L.A. Fair this past September

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SantaTalk/message/3602

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OK! THAT does it!!!

PUNK TROLLI: (thank goodness I can FINALLY address you directly, and expect a reply!)

YOU HAVE THE EFFRONTERY TO ATTACK SANTA MILT COTTRELL?!?!? Oh, the CHUTZPAH!!!

SANTA MILT COTTRELL WAS A SANTA WHOSE JOCKSTRAP YOU COULDN'T CARRY ON YOUR BEST DAY, IF YOU WALKED TWENTY PACES BEHIND HIM!!!

YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT GOD HAS MERCY ON YOUR SOUL, NICKY!

Meanwhile, your ass is stuck down here-- WITH US!!!

Just for the record: Since your knowledge of the law is as pathetically limited as your vocabulary and spelling skills-- [just guessing.....most of the way through TENTH GRADE, before you dropped out?]-- I will do you the undeserved favor of reassuring you, that:

My preceding statement IS NOT an assault upon you!!!

I am NOT threatening to come to whereever you are and kick your worthless, no-good, blasphemous, piece of S**T ass up around your throat so that you can wear it like a muffler while you beg Santa Milt's wife and family to forgive you!

NOR am I telling you that if I ever find myself within an arms length of you, I will punch you right in your cheap, lying, rotten, no-bath-takin', four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, under-the-porch-sleepin', dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t-lickin'mouth!

You see, I would never, EVER say or do anything like that!!!

Ask ANYBODY!!!

Oh, and as for your demand that I give you a list of the charges that you are facing-- DON'T YOU WISH?!?!?

No, I'm afraid that if I give you that information, you would just take it to use in YOUR counter-revolutionary attempts to dislodge the evil bastard who has lied his way into YOUR beloved fraternal organization, betrayed it, robbed it blind, bankrupted it, ran its reputation into the ground, libelled and slandered every single one of its elder statesman, lied about its-- oh, what the hell, everybody with an IQ above that of a hemorrhoidal baboon's knows what I mean-- and if you try real hard, perhaps you can find one of them to explain it to YOU...

I can't wait to hear you squeal like a pig, Trolli!!!

Ric Erwin (I'll go back to being a Santa when I'm done with you, you mo-- oh, never mind...)

Wait a minute, this post was from who? From: "Santa Ric Erwin"


Wow! Talk about a Mean "Santa"! Or do we have the wrong idea about this kind of "Santa Talk"? And how would YOU take that if it was written about you? Would you think he wasn't telling you he was going to physically attack you? Or would this be viewed as a threat to you?

I can't wait to hear you squeal like a pig, Trolli!!!

Sounds like a threat to us. a Mean threat, from a Mean "santa".

Mean Santas... Just Plain Mean Santas

in reading through SantaTalk, it became very apparent that the people on SantaTalk and SantaTalkATT are just plain mean. There is no other word to describe them. They are MEAN SANTAS. Check out this post, made by a Mr. Hans Hansen, who claims to be a Santa. He was commenting on a competing Santa's website.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SantaTalkATT/message/1282

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Remember that old TV series from the 60s, "Branded"?

The opening scene featured Chuck Connors ("The Rifleman") as a
disgraced Union Army (Civil War, War Between the States) officer. He
walked through a gauntlet of other Union Army personnel, accompanied
by drummers; he had to stand before the commanding officer as they
tore off all of the insigna, including the buttons, from his
uniform. The final straw was the breaking of his sword.

Can you imagine a similiar scene for Nicky Poo? He walks through a
line of pissed off Santas to the beat of a drum. He stands before,
oh say, Santa Tim, as he is stripped of his Santa hat, the fur on his
Santa suit. Finally his beard is shaved off and he gets a swift kick
in the a$$ as he is drummed out of the society of Santa Claus for
conduct unbecoming a Santa and for being a cheat, liar,
and a fraud.

Oh well, one can always dream!

Santa Hans aka norsksanta


--- In SantaTalkATT@yahoogroups.com, "Glenn Heald"
wrote:
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> Please tell me we can actually do something to stop him. This trolli sludge
> website and even the man himself is making a travesty of all that Santa means.

Santa Glenn D. Heald

Speaking of Hans Hansen, he posted the following;
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SantaTalkATT/message/996

Santas,

Forgive me if I go a bit biblical, but after that farce of an
election at aorBSinc, the following verses seem appropriate:

15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing,
but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
16 Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of
thorns, or figs of thistles?
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt
tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt
tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and
cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

(New Testament | Matthew 7:15 - 20)

Remind you of anyone or two?


Santa Hans aka norsksanta

You shall know them by their fruits? While we wholeheartedly agree with every line of Scripture, we would like to point out the fruits of theirs. Remember the foul language? and now the hatred? And don't forget the part about Kicking someone in the nuts.