Santa's Girthday Party?

Just in case you all forgot about the most foul "santa" page we have found, do NOT forget about Ric Erwin, the L.A. Fair "santa claus" from Laguna Niguel.

We previously reported that Ric Erwin, who also claims to be a professional videographer, posted on his ricnvic.com video site, a video of his Birthday Party. Oh Wait, it wasn't his Birthday Party, he proclaimed it his GIRTHDAY PARTY. Not only that, he called it "Santa's Girthday Party"
You can see the screenshot of his own web page right there. And look, his page even states his tie in with the L.A. County Fair.

But let's get back to the Girthday? The page reads, "CLICK HERE to see video of Jolly Ole' Saint Ric receiving one of his recent birthday gifts - from a young lady with a FEW gifts of her own!!"

A very common dictionary definition of the word girth is:
The girth of an object is a measurement around it.

Now one would probably assume that what we MUST be talking about is Santa's Belly.. right?
One would THINK.

But then when you watch the video, you get to see that the subtitle of his video is, "HOW SANTA GOT HIS YULE LOG BACK" and then we see the very vulgar Mr. Ric Erwin, the "santa" for the L.A. County Fair, sitting in a chair, making rude comments about a belly dancer that someone hired for him. How Santa Got His YULE LOG Back????? Does anyone still think Ric Erwin is talking about Santa's belly? Or is Ric Erwin publicly talking about ANOTHER part of Santa's body?

We posted about this once before, and even posted a link to this video that ties Santa to vulgar comments. Once we let the world know just what kind of "santa" Ric Erwin is, he quickly took down the video, and changed the name to remove the "Girthday".

But he still had it up there. This slovenly looking man drooling over the belly dancer acting as if she was a stripper had this video up for almost an ENTIRE YEAR before we posted about it. Once we did, he took it down QUICK. He then wrote to our server company complaining about what we did. Our domain name had to find a new home. We are still working on finding a place for the very large .rm file so that the world can see just what kind of "santa" Ric Erwin really is.

But we have so much on him, his foul mouth, his harassing people in their homes by calling their landlords, and so much more, we are SURE he will do something again, to disgust us. AND we will post it here, so that the world will know.

"Santa" indeed has a foul mouth

It's time for some screen shots to prove our posts


Ric Erwin, a "Santa Claus" in Laguna Niguel CA and who was the "santa" at the L.A. Fair this past September posted a post with the subject line "GOD DAMN YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL, NICK TROLLI!!! "
Here is the post as a screen shot.
Can you believe the mouth on this Santa?

Here is a conversation where they are making fun of a competitor in their business.


Charlie Thomas, a "santa claus" from Alabaster AL (AKA BamaSanta), said of his competitor,

"... I'd be willing to lend my foot to be strategically placed in the appropriate area for kicking"

To which Ron Olsen, a "santa claus" from Alameda CA, said,

"Dibs on cutting the suspenders!"

Finally, Owen Davenport, a "santa claus" from Terre Haute IN responded with this one;

"I want dibs on cutting that nasty beard"

Here is a post from a Mr. Glenn Heald, a "santa claus" from Macon GA,


Is he asking Jesus to kill someone?

Speaking of BamaSanta, his wife, Cindylu, AKA Cindy Thomas from Alabaster AL is no better than the foul mouthed "santas". Remember Mr. Earl Allen Keeney, who said that the correct way to handle a brother who strikes you on the cheek, you are to "kick him in the nuts"?

Check out this reply from Miss Cindylu.. and we are not referring to the cute little Cindylu Who from Dr. Seuss. This little old lady shows a real mean streak herself.


This little old lady will HOPEFULLY stay away from the Santa Set when you take your children in the Alabaster Alabama area. But.. who knows.. maybe she will be there. MAYBE she will be acting on the set, the way she acts on this message board. Do YOU want to take that chance?

While we are on the subject of BamaSanta. We were checking out their website while preparing this site, THIS was on their website;

and this was at the bottom of the page;

Unfortunately, they have recently reworked their site, and you cannot see "their" nice list anymore. So, you cannot see the stolen bandwidth tag either.
Here is what Wikipedia's description is of "bandwidth theif"

Inline linking (also known as hotlinking, leeching, piggy-backing, direct linking, offsite image grabs and bandwidth theft) is the use of a linked object, often an image, from one site into a web page belonging to a second site. The second site is said to have an inline link to the site where the object is located.

and

Some servers are programmed to use the HTTP referer to detect hot-linking and return a condemnatory message, commonly in the same format, in place of the expected image or media clip.

A common way of dealing with bandwidth theft, is "the old switcheroo", whereby the person paying for the bandwidth, but is the victim of bandwidth theft, will, instead of telling that person to stop, they will simply EDIT the image, making it an image that can be offensive, or embarrassing. It seems the owner of the image on Charlie Thomas' website went for the embarrassing option. Lucky Mr. Thomas. However, it revealed Mr. Charlie Thomas and Mrs. Cindy Thomas to be bandwidth theives.

Hmmm.. No wonder they changed their website.

"Santa" can be VERY mean!

The following is a publicly viewable post by Frank Richard Erwin, AKA Ric Erwin a "santa claus" in Laguna Niguel CA. The "santa" who was at the L.A. Fair this past September

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SantaTalk/message/3602

From ricnvicproductions@... Thu Mar 20 20:50:50 2008
To: SantaTalk@yahoogroups.com
X-Originating-IP: 69.147.64.115
X-Yahoo-Post-IP: 68.4.118.254
From: "Santa Ric Erwin"
Subject: Re: 2008 convention
X-Yahoo-Profile: singinsanta

OK! THAT does it!!!

PUNK TROLLI: (thank goodness I can FINALLY address you directly, and expect a reply!)

YOU HAVE THE EFFRONTERY TO ATTACK SANTA MILT COTTRELL?!?!? Oh, the CHUTZPAH!!!

SANTA MILT COTTRELL WAS A SANTA WHOSE JOCKSTRAP YOU COULDN'T CARRY ON YOUR BEST DAY, IF YOU WALKED TWENTY PACES BEHIND HIM!!!

YOU'D BETTER PRAY THAT GOD HAS MERCY ON YOUR SOUL, NICKY!

Meanwhile, your ass is stuck down here-- WITH US!!!

Just for the record: Since your knowledge of the law is as pathetically limited as your vocabulary and spelling skills-- [just guessing.....most of the way through TENTH GRADE, before you dropped out?]-- I will do you the undeserved favor of reassuring you, that:

My preceding statement IS NOT an assault upon you!!!

I am NOT threatening to come to whereever you are and kick your worthless, no-good, blasphemous, piece of S**T ass up around your throat so that you can wear it like a muffler while you beg Santa Milt's wife and family to forgive you!

NOR am I telling you that if I ever find myself within an arms length of you, I will punch you right in your cheap, lying, rotten, no-bath-takin', four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, under-the-porch-sleepin', dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d**kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s**t-lickin'mouth!

You see, I would never, EVER say or do anything like that!!!

Ask ANYBODY!!!

Oh, and as for your demand that I give you a list of the charges that you are facing-- DON'T YOU WISH?!?!?

No, I'm afraid that if I give you that information, you would just take it to use in YOUR counter-revolutionary attempts to dislodge the evil bastard who has lied his way into YOUR beloved fraternal organization, betrayed it, robbed it blind, bankrupted it, ran its reputation into the ground, libelled and slandered every single one of its elder statesman, lied about its-- oh, what the hell, everybody with an IQ above that of a hemorrhoidal baboon's knows what I mean-- and if you try real hard, perhaps you can find one of them to explain it to YOU...

I can't wait to hear you squeal like a pig, Trolli!!!

Ric Erwin (I'll go back to being a Santa when I'm done with you, you mo-- oh, never mind...)

Wait a minute, this post was from who? From: "Santa Ric Erwin"


Wow! Talk about a Mean "Santa"! Or do we have the wrong idea about this kind of "Santa Talk"? And how would YOU take that if it was written about you? Would you think he wasn't telling you he was going to physically attack you? Or would this be viewed as a threat to you?

I can't wait to hear you squeal like a pig, Trolli!!!

Sounds like a threat to us. a Mean threat, from a Mean "santa".

We want to make it very clear

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